Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 29, 2011

Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.

by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012

hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012

hipster

Everything Samantha B. from springboro ohio does on the regular

Oh hey thats a hipster there because she's acting like Sam B. from springboro ohio regularly

by realtalk1112 May 21, 2012

Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012

Hipster

A very mainstream Victoria's Secret underwear.

I would not want to be called a hipster.

by A Futching Futch September 24, 2012

Hipster

The most overused pejorative ever.

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster

by Grawrl April 13, 2013