fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.

Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."

by The Sabeys March 28, 2018

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

Fart Gallop

When you run and have to fart really bad, so you clench your butt cheeks together to hold it in while galloping.

That burrito I ate earlier had me fart gallop my way to the bathroom.

by MallY Big Mac September 30, 2017

European Fart

When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "

Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!

My wife suffers from European Farts!

You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!

I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!

Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.

by The.Sniper October 4, 2017

curtis fart

A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms

A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear

Can also be used as a replacement for terrible

you really Curtis farted that test

Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro

by In the hat April 2, 2017

fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart

I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.

by carter14 May 8, 2018