The act of detoxing after a toxic relationship or situationship. Consists of deleting their number, deleting them off socials, and actively choosing not to look up what they’re doing until you are completely over them.
by OGLoc99 September 11, 2020
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Get the Douche Fuck mug.Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
by DevinScud January 26, 2018
Get the Douche Paradox mug.The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.
It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.
It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."
Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.
It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."
Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel
Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel
Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010
Get the Douche Vessel mug.When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
Get the Douche canoe mug.someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
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