Dog Shagger

Someone who is lazy and never does his job.

Person A: 'Has Tyler finished his work yet?'
Person B: 'No, he's outside having a smoke'
Person A: 'What an absolute Dog Shagger

by dog shagger May 11, 2018

putrid dog

A common frase used to refer to meth terms. A smelly dirty person with a big mouth that talks shit

Fuckin putrid fogs try rip me bag off.

Shut ya fuckin mouth ya putrid dog

Sit the fuck down ya putrid dog cunt

by Jim my jam April 14, 2017

Dog Tummy

When a girl isn't fat, but has a strange wide stomach. Kelly Clarkson has one of these.

I saw Linda at the beach, isn't she cute?

Ehhhh, kinda has a dog tummy.

by PopNasty February 28, 2011

Zen Dog

An alcoholic beverage that one takes on-the-go.

She was running late for the party so to speed things up she made a Zen Dog and drank it on the way to Brad's house.

by Kingsly Punkin July 13, 2011

gernarled-dog

a hot dog where the toppings are put on before the sausage. Invented back in 97’ by Purplebh

person 1: “I was just goofing around at 7Elevern and i think i did something 😳”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”

by Andalyn October 16, 2021

Hot dog!

What you exclaim when your parents tell you you can play video games for another hour because it's a Friday night.

Dad: it's okay, you can keep playing. It's a Friday night after all!

Son: Hot dog!

by Smoke's definitions. May 5, 2022

Washing the Dog

Having anal sex with a woman while trying to shove your whole dick AND sack/balls in at the same time... called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do...

"I tried to wash the dog... but I just ended up getting everything else wet."

by JadeHawk June 11, 2004