Chris Jamal Evans

Six-foot tall light skin black man who wears a gold chain, white t-shirts, tattoos and has a buzz cut. Looks fine in anything, preferably nothing😜.
He goes by daddy, donquavious, loml , Jamal, and most importantly “my man”
May bite you, but that’s fine with me😩
Chris Jamal Evans can come over here and smack this ass😻
by colemansslut August 18, 2021
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Lil Chris Ili

A person who acts like and/or is an outright asshat that brags about how great and amazing they are at something when they truly aren't whatsoever.
"Quit being such a lil chris ili, dude"
"I don't hang around that guy, he acts like a lil chris ili"
by MrCraptastic June 26, 2016
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Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.
Chris Harper Mercer was based.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022
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Chris Rutters Car

A slow ass white camaro that you would normally see being driven by someone’s mom.
Woah, did we just fly past Chris Rutters Car in a kia soul
by mycarsfaster March 09, 2021
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chris "fronzilla" fronzak

An awesome lead singer of the most badass deathcore band ever, Attila.
by Their Number One Fan September 15, 2013
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chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.
No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti
by abbcccxyyzzz February 05, 2010
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"Chris Brown You"

The act of using a person as your own punching bag after being provoked excessively by the other person involved. This term can apply to both the female or male.. being "Chris Browned"
if you dont stop bothering me, I will "CHRIS BROWN YOU"
by Imani_T.O February 27, 2009
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