blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 30, 2014

Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl

Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck

by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016

Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you

after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019