Minnesota Apple Pie

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.

I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

Stinky apple ass

When someone has a nice day ass but it's smells really bad

Danm she has a stinky apple ass it looks so good but smells so bad

by #best definitions September 28, 2020

Caramel Apple Spice

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and after he cums she sprinkles ground-up hot chili peppers all over his penis and balls, therefore creating a burning spice to go with his "apples".

Aisha was bored last night and decided to give her ex-boyfriend a caramel apple spice because he cheated on her.

by TRZ5692 November 18, 2009

cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside

JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Adams apple shuffle

To force your cock down the throat of a geeky homo with an unusually large adams apple.

wow, see that there homo with an adams apple the size of a baseball? I love to give him an adams apple shuffle.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Adam's Apple Fuck

The act of fucking a woman's throat after a hole is cut into the neck.

She wouldn't suck me off so I had to adam's apple fuck that bitch.

by ThatAboy February 15, 2009