turtlepoker

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.

My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.

by oogelle January 16, 2010

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

turtledove

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

by Owenburger December 7, 2004

turtle

a girl that is so hot that you would do anything to sleep with her including biting her turtle head off, which in this circumstance means the initial portion of fecal matter that has peaked its head from the buttocks.

"Man that chick is so hot, I would totally bite her turtle head off."

by Joe Thompson December 29, 2007

turtlegasm

a tortise-induced orgasm

i found a turtle, shoved into my ************, and had a turtlegasm!!!!!

by watiari January 8, 2008

turtle

girl that gets banged by 3 dudes, all wholes filled at once

courtney is a very dirty trutle, she loves turtles. walk around in group of 3s n ur turn might come up

by bdawg March 22, 2004