Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023

Sleep

The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.

Sleep is useless

by Hdjsowjddioss January 15, 2023

sleeperbuild

A body build That looks skinny and non muscular until u flex.

Jack: Omg your arms are so skinny and weak
Noah: No i am not * flexes and big muscle appear*
Jack: ooh.. That’s What i Call a sleeperbuild

by Soffey January 21, 2023

sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 4, 2023

sleeper boy

Someone who sleeps knowing their significant other will text them.

You are a sleeper boy. Goodnight sleeper boy

by Hedefinestofindawife February 9, 2023

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

Sleep Anxiety

An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.

I got over my Sleep Anxiety by exercising and practicing good sleep hygiene.

by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023