Dumber than a rock
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Post-Rock
A style of music conceived after Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart had passionate, time traveling, inanimate sex with classic Rock albums from Bands ranging from ACDC to Lynyrd Skynyrd. The resulting child has guitar riffs that make Hellen Keller listen again, songs that speak volumes without saying a word, and (If you listen with your eyes closed) the music will give a high so high that you can throw piss bombs on Stealth Bombers as you experience an eargasm so profound that your mind will be blow, reformed, then blown again. In other words: Post-Rock is the musical equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to the unprotected groin.
Post-Rock
Man 1: Hey kid listen to this. *Extends earphones playing blissful utterances of Angels (AKA Post Rock)
Boy 2: Okay bro *Places blissful musical blissfulness into his virgin ears*
*Boy magically transforms into Man and learns answers to life's age old question's: The egg came before the chicken because it takes a rooster to make the egg an embryo. The price off eggs in China is $0.00- You get eggs given to you by the Honorable Chairman, not bought you ignorant capitalists. Solo did shoot first.*
The two men then look into each others eyes. Nod agreeably then part ways. Brothers in Rock. Enlightened and bonded forever.
Man 1: Hey kid listen to this. *Extends earphones playing blissful utterances of Angels (AKA Post Rock)
Boy 2: Okay bro *Places blissful musical blissfulness into his virgin ears*
*Boy magically transforms into Man and learns answers to life's age old question's: The egg came before the chicken because it takes a rooster to make the egg an embryo. The price off eggs in China is $0.00- You get eggs given to you by the Honorable Chairman, not bought you ignorant capitalists. Solo did shoot first.*
The two men then look into each others eyes. Nod agreeably then part ways. Brothers in Rock. Enlightened and bonded forever.
Post-Rock by MasterLuigi March 1, 2012
Corporate Rock
Me in Elevator : Say, what's that sound ? A really bad cover of something by Journey, REO Speedwagon, or Styx maybe ?Friend Next To Me : Could be all of the above. It's elevator muzak, man. Y'know - corporate rock.
Corporate Rock by Virgin Suicides May 5, 2017
Planet Rock
A badass Classic Rock radio station that can only be found on digital radio, Sky and the internet.
Has presenters such as Alice Cooper, Rick Wakeman and Guy Pratt.
Has presenters such as Alice Cooper, Rick Wakeman and Guy Pratt.
Guy 1: Uhhh...I'm so fed-up of all these radio stations that play the same thing as all the other radio stations.
Guy 2: You should listen to Planet Rock.
Guy 1 : What? The song?
Guy 2: No. The badass Classic Rock radio station.
Guy 2: You should listen to Planet Rock.
Guy 1 : What? The song?
Guy 2: No. The badass Classic Rock radio station.
Planet Rock by MusicManic September 29, 2009