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Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.
Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025
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Be a Piet

A well-meaning individual who consistently approaches tasks with great enthusiasm and admirable confidence, despite a charming tendency to misunderstand obvious details or miss simple solutions.
Don‘t be a Piet!
You are a Piet!
by Erzfeind January 27, 2026
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Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.
Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
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A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.
Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.
by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
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Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
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