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Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.
"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"
Mickey Pants by Gedden July 1, 2008

Dream Pants

Pants worn low so that the crotch of the pants hang near the knees. These are worn by guys wishing they were that well hung.
Look at that guy in his dream pants. He probably has a rice dick in reality.
Dream Pants by CW2cJ September 14, 2009

McFlashy Pants 

Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.
When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
McFlashy Pants by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010

Skinny Pants Dance 

The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.
Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"

Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."

trampoline pants 

One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")
Rocky Balboa's puge was so big in Rocky V, that he had trampoline pants.
trampoline pants by Snappytramp August 11, 2010

Nice Pants JJ 

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.
Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh
Nice Pants JJ by BigKbenj October 22, 2011