The Man Draw

The Draw in which all household items which arent neccaseraly needed are placed. It is full of wires, Take-away menus and keys to Houses/Cars you dont even own anymore. This Draw is usually allocated by the man and is most likely situated in the kitchen next to the false draw under the sink.

oh man, i need to go to my old house n steal a Nokia 3432 from 1995 and use it to order a CHINESE take out or my dog will DIEE.

wait, i dont have a dog.. why is there a collar in the man draw?

by M&XW£LL January 3, 2009

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Man Stand

The act of balancing yourself only with your dick.

Frank looked like he was going to do some push-ups, but it turned out he was only doing a man stand.

by flooba December 6, 2012

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Man bun

Modern term for a top knot, popularised by millionaire footballers who think they're film stars or catwalk models, and copied by hipsters and assorted idiots without a speck of individuality but stupidly think they're being different

Look at that stupid hipster cunt with his man bun, I'd like to set his hair and beard alight, the twat!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

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no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

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