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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink
I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!
by KandTJ November 20, 2009
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
by realisttttt January 23, 2013
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Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where
Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro
by Mrdancodered94 October 7, 2022
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saturday night magic

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016
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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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