Sympathy Like

To "like" a friend's status update or video/picture upload on facebook not because you actually like it, but because you feel sorry that no one has commented or liked it after a long time has passed.

Facebook User#1- Did you see that gross new picture of Christina in a bathing suit she added on facebook last week? She has really let herself go!

Facebook User#2- Yeah I can't believe she uploaded that for the world to see! But shes a nice girl so I sympathy liked it.

by Deftoner March 11, 2011

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014

swear like a sailor

Someone who swears a lot, like in every single sentence

Person 1: Hey nigga, wanna fucking hang out today?
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro

by Mr. Dickinson January 7, 2018

She smells like Killybegs

A lady whose reputation for spontanious sexual congress is such that she commonly has a fishy odour eminating from her pudenta, similar to that of Killybegs, the Donegal fishing town.

Aww mate, dont shag that bird, she smells like Killybegs with all the lads shes shagged.

by mcguvir June 21, 2010

Love-song like

The stage of liking someone in which all you can do is listen to love songs, taking even the very cheesy ones seriously.

girl 1: "Oh my gosh, victoria keeps on playing 'Hero' by Enrique Iglesias and facebook stalking that boy"

girl 2: "awww, she must love-song like him"

by Jaxx27 November 10, 2010

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020