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The Roaring Knight

A Fraud. The Lancer Fan Club wins easily. Made a Titan once. Lancer Fan Club beat it.

The Mega Knight 

involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.

“MEGAKNIGHT!”

Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
The Mega Knight by smackarooskii October 10, 2025

Smack Your Through Night And Day Of Knights

Smack Your Through Night And Day Of Knights
Smack Your Through Night And Day Of Knights

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

Creus, Grand Solar Knight 

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders
Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh
Creus, Grand Solar Knight by gub. August 25, 2023