smackarooskii's definitions
involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
by smackarooskii October 10, 2025
Get the The Mega Knightmug. Chugsplashing (verb)
Slang, dark humor, absurd
The act of babysitting a younger relative, aggressively throwing a six-pack of low-calorie beer at them, and performing Fortnite dances over their unconscious body.
Slang, dark humor, absurd
The act of babysitting a younger relative, aggressively throwing a six-pack of low-calorie beer at them, and performing Fortnite dances over their unconscious body.
“He said he was chugsplashing all weekend — I’m not sure if I should call his mom or the authorities.”
by smackarooskii October 10, 2025
Get the Chugsplashingmug.