jude

jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.

girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”

by ieatkids<3 October 24, 2024

judussy

really really bad smell.

it smells like judussy on this bus🤢🤢

by bussinme November 24, 2024

judussy

really bad smell that will make you beg for mercy

this bus smells like judussy🤢

by bussinme November 24, 2024

Judgement

An attack from the boss Minos Prime in the video game ULTRAKILL, where he loudly proclaims "JUDGEMENT!" and proceeding to dropkick your ass at MACH 5 Payday Cloaker-style

Sam: "Minos is actually kind of overrated."
Maxine: "I thought he was-"
Minos Prime: "JUDGEMENT!"
Sam: "Never the fuck mind, this asshole just dropkicked me into a grave."

by Saryniae November 30, 2024

Judith

1 out of 10 Judith's are known to be potato shaped big backs with gargantuan foreheads and an ego that supercedes itself. These crafty, rare little devils also have a knack for stealing.

Oh my goodness! Did you see that??? I just saw the Judith! It was slithering this way and that!

Or -
"If you look closely, you can see the Big Back Judith as it attempts to navigate itself back into the fiery chasm from which it had crawled out of."

by WeGoodYo December 5, 2024

Jude

This very word/name is another word for slut also this very person has 3 disabilities dyslexia, dysgraphia, dyscalculia as well they might have ADHD as well but this person is kinda funny but his mom pays random people to be his friends and he might be retarded but he is drop dead gorgeous

person1: you are a Jude
Person2: What's a Jude is that another word for slut
Person3: yes it is

by Mast3rvonn December 13, 2024

Judgement Day

January 20th.

When the tangerine tyrant takes control of the us, 4 horsemen will come, the white horse, the black, the red, and the pale; repent! Judgement Day is nigh!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan December 13, 2024