jude

jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.

girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”