Jonny read 

I own you bitch!!!
Your Mine

Jonny ur my bitch and i own you
hahahahahahahaha

Jonny read by Hani March 8, 2005

Jonny Boardley 

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.

person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha

Jonny Boardley by Ria Nona December 15, 2008

Johnnie Walker Red 

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.

Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.

Johnnie Walker Red by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012

johnning 

Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.

Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.

johnning by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010

Johnning 

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.

Johnning by tinymh August 13, 2009

rubber jhonny 

a condom, often comes in assorted flavors, (they are the best kind ;) )

ave u got a jhonny with you?

rubber jhonny by laura June 17, 2004

Johanny 

A name for a female who will be forever alone with cats

Person 1: Hey what are you doing today?

Person 2: Nohting, gonna pull a johanny

Johanny by letroll12 January 29, 2012