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holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
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Holy-righteous

It means when a person acts "holier than thou" or in other words they want to act like their a saint and can do no wrong.
That lady always wants to be the star of church, playing like she's holy-righteous.
by The Last Saltgrain April 13, 2021
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holy heck boy

Used primarily by peguis ojibways for a term when something is over the top, too much, or simply when no other definition can fit the situation.
Holy heck boy, just drank the whole 2L in one gulp - ever sick
by Nighthawkfrompeguis July 7, 2019
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Holy Hoe

Holy Hoe is your new goddess. Her favorite mantra is "Hoe, don't do it", but actually she's just waiting for you to mess up everything in everyone's lives. In short, she's the goddess of chaos. She loves drama, she is a hater, but we all love her as she is. The Holy Hoe's disciples always ask themselves this question : "Wait, why do I love her that much ?" Also she is super shy and will be a blushing virgin if you only say to her « coucou »
Hey Holy Hoe, do you have gossip ?
by LuciferLordOfHell January 25, 2018
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Holy Yabbo's

The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.
Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!
by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003
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holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.
Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.
by bitchuck September 8, 2024
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Holy Choly

A person who preaches the word of the lord and does the opposite, all while he/she denies being Russian.
Person 1: It's what the lord wants.
Person 2: Are you a Holy Choly?
Person 1: No, no, no.
Person 2: Are you Russian?
Person 1: No!
by TheDeadYeti April 16, 2021
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