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Pulling a Hammer

When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.
Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.
by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018
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Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
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Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job
by Real deal20 September 11, 2019
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Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent
Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?
by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019
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Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.
Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer
by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019
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The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham
Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer
by CryoDead December 3, 2019
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missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
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