hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

fat fucking pussy 

a yummy meal

thanos has a 10/10 fat fucking pussy yall! if yall enojoy that sprite cranberry coochie 10/10 recommend

fat fucking pussy by fat fucking pussy January 25, 2019

dumb fucking asshole 

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough

this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life

dumb fucking asshole by littlejimmie May 18, 2019

Waste of fucking space 

A worthless excuse for a human being. If female usually as about 4 kids by 4 different fathers...One of the suckers she leeches onto for child support. She gets as many benefits as possible....at all costs avoiding work. She will screw anyone then cry later...but nothing is ever her fault. She has an excuse for every shitty choice she has ever made in her sorry ass excuse for a life.

Man I can't believe that bitch Pam is still working the system..." ...."Yeah what a waste of fucking space she is"..."True Dat

Waste of fucking space by Istoppedthegravytrain August 4, 2010

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.

The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.

shut your fucking face uncle fucker by GEPH April 29, 2016

So fucking what? 

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

So fucking what? by rperazag May 23, 2010

Eye fucking 

A more intense/seductive version of eye flirting. You find this person extremley attractive and you want to tear them apart right now. Could also be undressing with your eyes.
Licking of the lips may occur.

Uhhh she's totally eye fucking me. I dont even know her. Wait she's bomb as hell though. ....Niiiice...

Eye fucking by Eby November 14, 2006