facestiff 

(adj.) Used to describe an indifferent unemotional state of mind or facial expression.

When the doctor told me he had been sleeping with my whore of a wife, I went facestiff and left the room.

facestiff by zzAMM August 14, 2011

fake urban dictionaryist 

a person who writes the actual definitions to a word on urban dictionary instead of something funny or interesting

Awesome
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something cool
person- "that was awesome"

you- "that guy was a fake urban dictionaryist"

fake urban dictionaryist by Fishtopher28 August 26, 2012

fake holiday 

A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.

I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.

fake holiday by badboiclurb October 9, 2014

fake fucking 

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

fake fucking by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015

Fake Markiplier Fans 

Someone who is obsessed with markiplier (a famous youtuber) They think they know every single detail about him and when someone else doesn't know a little detail they call them fake fans and think they are superior to them.

Markiplier is a youtuber who has as of 09/12/16 around 14 million subscribers and is pretty famous. I talk to a few people who are obsessed with him and I think this should be a definition.

Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*

Fake Markiplier Fans by Blah_blah_boi September 12, 2016

Fake friend

People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.

Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right

Fake friend by AshK123 September 23, 2016

fake stuttering problem 

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.

i have a fake stuttering problem.

fake stuttering problem by nobody else here April 23, 2017