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Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.
That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.
by SmellyBear November 30, 2016
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Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.
Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!
by PastaManana February 28, 2021
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Dutch Angel Dragon

An anthropomorphic dragon species created by furries that is covered in fluffy fur and has fluffy cat-like ears. This species was created by Deanna Biesemeyer
F1: Bro what's your sona?
F2: It's a Dutch Angel Dragon named "Azarath"
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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.
i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch
by ill Blacky October 10, 2020
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Dutch Rhino

To use your nose to penetrate a vagina in doggy style position while tonguing and sucking the clitoris and labia.
If You exhale through your nose during a Dutch rhino, you can blow your girls uterus up like a balloon.
by Gorgeous Dutch Declain October 9, 2023
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Dutch

A language spoken in the Netherlands, resembles german and a language spoken in south America.
Hello, I’m from the Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, French, German and a bit Chinese.
by RenABFF June 27, 2019
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