Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Dry

Being dry means for a person to talk, text, or act as if they don't care or responses are short and the vibe seems off

Why were you being so DRY last night on the phone?

by @afroheadddjay on instagram October 1, 2020

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

Mongolian dry pancake

Wrapping and rubbing a dry pancake around your wiener until you make syrup

Jameson just released a fat load onto Mr. Yo after trying the Mongolian dry pancake

by Pubelicker94 May 28, 2025

Drip Dry

Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.

Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"

by Beggingforit December 5, 2024