asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

Asshole

That guy who didn't use his turning signal.

You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!

by TheRingOfAll February 8, 2014

Asshole

A guy who is rude, careless and a dick.

Ben is such an asshole

by Simplyrdx October 24, 2014

asshole

1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk

Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.

by Wick Wack IV May 7, 2015

asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.

"what an asshole"

by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015

Asshole

A boyfriend who made his very nice, beautiful, and sexy girlfriend cry for his selfish reasons

Brennen is such and asshole (girlfriend in tears)

by ￦¥§μ¬Г[]θ¤θ©{%=÷§~¿¡^￦ July 8, 2015

asshole

A person who falsifies who they are trying to get you to like them. Only to find out that they have nothing to offer you nor anyone else. They are a parasite and shit on everything that's good in humanity. This person is a shit talking, waste of life that has nothing better to do than to come up with lies about you and everyone else around you. Their brains and head are full of shit, and their mouths are the rectal rings of which it produces mass quantities of fecal uselessness. This person can not hold any personal relationships because they are as boring as they have feared.

Man, that guy Deejay is a real asshole, he told that girl I was married! I can't stand assholes like that.

by delfindiaz7 October 4, 2015