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stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.
Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.
by phoenix437 January 8, 2015
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Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"
by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015
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Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins
by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015
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hot-douche

(n): A man or woman that is attractive and a bit of a d-bag. See also: Adam Levine.
Adam Levine would be a tall drink of water if he wasn't such a hot-douche.
by Maroon4 December 19, 2013
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Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.
Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.
15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.
by benthenry April 3, 2015
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Transitional Douche

A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off
Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim
by Gfndog May 8, 2015
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