Zooing

The act of hooking up with an ugly and/or large beast. Zooing can be used for ones own need of getting some(See also: desparate and blue balls) or as an act of kindness for a friend(See also: Taking one for the team)

#1 A: Have you seen Carla?

B: Yeah, she is in the parking lot, Zooing it.

#2 It is getting late and the bar is thinning out, I may have to go Zooing tonight if I wanna get some!

by mdh82 July 12, 2011

Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

by Jordan February 13, 2005

Zorin

Someone who is obsessed with braking cell phones and will try to break any phone that he/she comes into contact with.

Don't let that guy get close to your cellphone, he's a zorin.

by jpjpjpjp22 March 19, 2010

Zofinnstication

Used to describe somethingor someone as perfect, intricate, wonderful, exotic, exciting, delightful, beautiful, amazing, delicate, dreamy, heavanly, pretty, magical, soulful, uplifting, colourful and in harmony with nature.

This is pure Zofinnstication

by The magical being February 4, 2013

Zoinks

The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.

Oh Zoinks!

by Rakrad November 16, 2017

Zoinks

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

by BoricJarl March 1, 2018

Zoinks

A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.

1
*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
2
"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
3
"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"

by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader May 20, 2018