Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016

zooot

It's a word you reply with when anyone shows that they didn't get what you said.

Hussam: Hey ABM, you heard about the new game release?

ABM: What?!!

Hussam: ZOOOT

by h.crmnl June 9, 2017

zoomorphic

Assigning a Person, Event or Diety with qualities of that with an animal.

Nekos (Cat People), Inus (dog People), Ookami (wolf People), etc.

Not to be confused with a Furry (An Anthropomorphic Animal, Object, or Inhuman subject)

"Hey! That Person is a damn Furry!"
"No. Correction, they are actually Zoomorphic. A HUMAN who has some similar qualities of which you can tell... CLEARLY YOU STILL SEE THE DAMN SKIN AND HUMAN FEATURES!"
"B-but.... it's a Furr-fag"
"NO! Do they look like they originated on all damn fours?! I don't think so!"

(*Added Note* NO YIFFING HERE YOU DAMN DEGENERATES! TAKE YOUR STAR FOX DREAMS AND GTFO!)

by Lumenia Strauss April 24, 2018

zorloft

A zorloft is a person who is basically living a clean life without drugs, drinking and casual sex. It's living a poison free and keeping yourself safe. It is a choice and it does not make you better or worse than anyone. We all make choices and some choose to be straight edge and some don't. Yes, it's true that some people will stop being sXe when they turn 21 but that is just another choice. Straight Edge is a way of life but has now been formed into a trend. Out there, there are true edgers.

Matt was a zorloft - he went to the rave and left early because it was full of drugs.

by Cris, Nix, Crump, Matt February 3, 2005

Zool

Shithead; Dumbass;

Zool is a shithead.

by Center Ballers July 20, 2017

zool

A very beutiful flower that i smelled for 7 to 8 years but never touched.

A very beutiful flower that i smelled for 7 to 8 years but never touched.(it was love)zool

by nasir hussain July 29, 2006