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Writings

n. The section of cigarette closest to the filter; the very last part of a cigarette you can smoke.

Refers to the name of the cigarette brand usually being 'written' on this section.

Often the person who has actually smoked most the cigarette won't bother smoking all the way down to 'writings' and so the term is almost only used by someone else who is without cigarettes and is trying to scrounge some free smoke.
Hey, dude, can I get writings?
by dickywilly September 30, 2011
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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010
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Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011
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Waltering

Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

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Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
by Fun Sized 18 October 4, 2013
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Writing Papers

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"
by second nature October 28, 2013
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The Whitening

Ejaculating on a womans teeth, then forcing the tip of your penis back and forth against her teeth.
She looked up at me and smiled...so i gave her The Whitening
by PonyBoy003 December 6, 2017
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crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.
"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"
by Lanny12 January 28, 2019
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