wonk

an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.

Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.

by saeculum August 25, 2004

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.

oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.

by maceecam May 29, 2007

willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

by avivo April 21, 2006

Wonkie

Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling.

I can't help but stare at her wonkie eye.

by ParanoidT May 14, 2005

moving wock

moving wock is when someone is impaired by lean, in this case wokhardt brand (which had been preferred post-actavis)
most likely originating from brooklyn

He moving wock he get shot in the face

by lil scammy September 18, 2021

Wock

I wock is something that lil yachty has taken to the country of Poland. He continuously says "I took the woooooooooock to Poland"

Person 1: Lil yachty, what did you take to Poland again?
Lil Yachty: I took the woooooooooock to Poland.
Person 1: The wock or woooooooooock?
Lil Yachty the woooooooooock

by Big Black Monkey Balls October 24, 2022

wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008