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Woke

A term used by right wingers and leftists to entail they "know" what goes on behind closed government doors. The woke movement itself is founded out of paranoia; mostly conspiracy nuts who have forsaken reality in favor of fighting against nonexistent issues to give them a sense of validity. With the right wing "woke" movement, the paranoia is aimed towards mostly government and scientific establishments (these guys call themselves "anti-establishment"). Among them are also flat earthers, die hard bible thumpers, and gun nuts. With these people literally EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. With the left wing woke movement, everyone is a racist if they don't agree with them. Woke leftists are mostly SJWs and feminazis who virtue signal and rely on tokenism to come across as accepting, and use false statistics to validate their outlandish paranoia. With woke leftists, the pretention is that "the powers that be" are pushing Helter Skelter in an attempt to "keep the races divided", thus giving them reason to whine and moan about racism in Hollywood, and other places where, in fact, none exists. Those who call themselves "woke" in reality are nothing more than pretentious cunts who fight nonexistent battles in their heads to make themselves feel good while being completely ignorant to the fact that paranoia and rebellion are two completely different things, and the two are not interchangeable. Get woke, go broke
Them: Dude, Brie Larson is so woke. I wish I was like her
Me: Oh, you want to be a whiny cunt, ehh?
by redgrave1093 March 7, 2019
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WOKE

I'm the racism police. I get to label anyone I want however I want because I'm woke!
by Girl Code Exposed November 6, 2021
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Woke

To be "Woke" is to have and maintain a broadened and objective view and understanding of the dynamics of power at play within natural, societal, and conscious systems of the human experience; i.e. - life.
Person 1 - I can't trust authorities or police because regardless of stated individual intent or altruism, the institutions as a whole are incentivized to circumvent or violate constitutional and human rights, in order to create bad guys and ensure conviction regardless of truth; and they have very little oversight when exercising these powers, with almost no accountability. After all, the more "bad guys" they catch, the more relevant they seem to be, and so the more money they obtain via promotions and government allocation.

Person 2 - That's woke af.
by Bokuto March 2, 2019
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Woke

Woke = Authoritarian. The woke ideology wants to tell you what thoughts you're allowed to have, what words you're allowed to speak and what ideas you're allowed to consider. It tells you what you need to do to be a good person, and what you can't do if you want to be a good person. What you need to do to be accepted in society and what's going to get you cancelled. It wants to control every aspect of who you are and how you present yourself to the world, and it's all supported and enforced by the establishment.
The news has been spreading woke propaganda against white people as usual.
by zoryg March 23, 2023
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Woke

As an empowering fluid state of perceiving culture, communication and ritual in regards to race and social justice; it is an enlightened state of seeing self, and other in a sensible and actionable light.
I wasn't woke, now I am. I get it.
by gaojulin November 28, 2017
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Woke

A term coined for people who have reached a placebo-like experience in which a individual or group identify themselves with a heightened level of moral superiority and intelligence.

It is also similar to a cult/religion in thinking; however, “WOKE” thinking leaves users with a feeling of anxiety, depression, frustration, discomfort with political opposition, and a feeling of utter loneliness/helplessness because they can’t change the world overnight and feel as though they can’t do anything.
You honestly have no idea what you’re talking about, trump and his administration are literally raping the symbol of justice and everything this country represents. #woke af
by heres_a_new1 May 18, 2019
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Woke

A deeper or more thorough understanding of surfacelevel concept or idea
He was woke asf.
by Mousemouse November 14, 2018
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