Winston

(Win - Stun) n. (1) Figs imaginary story about how winburn used to be called winston but in 1930 it was burned and some ghost is haunting winburn... (2)complete bullshit

Fig: in 1930 winburn used to be called winston but it was burned down and some lil girl was stuck so they changed it to winburn
Spyder: nigga shut winburn is named after a doctor that graduated from southern in 1960 i looked it up this mornin
Fig: Sooooooooooooooooooo.....
Big D: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kiki:Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha

by Winburn December 20, 2007

kingstoner

A group of Kingston (ON) residents that enjoy sessions..large or small.. and tend to overuse the N-bomb and other vulgarities (such as cunt, dumbass or cocksucker). During these sessions, Kingstoners tend to start rando 'play' fights amongst one another until either one is punched in the face too hard or one needs to rip anoher bowl. Kingstoners are also known for their surplus of bongs at sessions....and their abilities to rip such bongs.
King-Stoner...not Kingstonians

"Look at that sesh full of Kingstoners...theyre just so good with their bongs....and thier N-word related slang words."
"hey you Toronto N*ggerf*ggot...learn how to smoke a proper bong....cuntbag" (punch to neighbours arm/leg)

by Sofa King Kouch September 10, 2007

witstone

A person who seemingly exists for the sole purpose of sharpening your wit. Analogous to a whetstone for knives. A witstone does not usually comprehend the subtleties of sarcasm, jokes, or human communication (especially the English language).

John said, "Everything I do makes this computer crash." When I replied that his breathing probably did not make the computer crash, he was confused. John is such a witstone.

by crosvenir April 3, 2011

Winston

Winston is always a fucking piece of shit and sucks other mens fucking dick. He is always a piece of shit and has a really small penis. He is always a fucking dickhead when you talk to him and never go up to him because he will ALWAYS ask if he wants to suck your dick.

Uh oh its a winston RUN

by ojsdnjsaf December 15, 2018

Winston Williams

The gayest person in the whole world of tv shows. I thought I would never see the most faggot out of someone. goddamn. LOL!

Winston williams: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

by purple oleff November 15, 2020

Winston

Verb: The act of brainwashing or forcing someone into accepting and idea, ideal or concept using really cynical logic, like in 1984.

I am going to winston John, his smug ass is always talking about how he is going to save the world with recycling and veganism little did he know his participation in society is in itself the problem.

by singleservingfrd July 13, 2015

Winston Churchill

After having sex with whomever, that person starts labeling everything.

"So are we,like, dating?"
"Don't Winston Churchill me"

by Mr.Horticulture August 7, 2012