Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.

My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.

by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

Flick to the wince

A slang term commonly used around Shoeburyness UK, and thought to have originated from an unknown youtube performer.

Flick to the wince appears to be a synonym for "you only live once" displaying a little bravado and a cavalier attitude

"Guys, I actually cant do it"

"yeah you can, come on, flick to the wince!"

by Flying_nomad June 26, 2024

blather, wince, repeat

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".

Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.

by QuacksO May 7, 2022