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John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.
Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”
by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017
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Thanos John Wick

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.
He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.
by saugen September 26, 2018
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Wicked Witch of the West

Bitter/strict/mean old woman.

Usually a receptionist of some sort.
John: Old wicked witch of the west over there didn't accept my ID 'cause it was 1 month expired.

Timmy: What a bitter old hag!
by hmmmmmmmmmmmidk September 1, 2009
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Wicked Up

The state one is in from drinking too much "wicky" or Alcohol. Similar to "wasted". Complete lack of the ability to form a sentance, or walk without assistance.
Ben was so wicked up last weekend he gave the motorboat to his friends wife!
by Big Red Bandit January 18, 2009
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wicked juckets

"The Wicked Juckets" A Rock and Roll band circa 2000 A.D., made up of Lakevillian Juckets; T.M., R. G., C.C., T.G. The Wicked Juckets preformed at venues such as Bridge Street Station, Fairhaven, MA and New Wave Cafe, New Bedford, MA
Yesha boy, wets go downoo Wonnie's basement and wisten to da Wicked Juckets!
by wicked jucket December 24, 2008
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The Duke Of The Wicked

Another name for rapper Violent, who is one half of the rap duo, the Insane Clown Posse.
The duke of the wicked and the southwest side strangla themselves, dark carnival minions meet violent j and sugar shaggy 2 dope the wicky wicy wacky wicky wicked clowns bitch!
by Irishriddler December 23, 2009
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John Wick

Attention all Fortnite gamers, John Wick is in great danger and he needs YOUR help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers. But to do this he needs a Golden Scar and a couple of Chug Jugs. To help him all he needs is your credit card numbers, the 3 digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that John Wick can secure the bag and get the epic Victory Royale.
by IcE WaLLoW CoME October 25, 2018
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