spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

Weasel Greaser

Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.

Did you see that girl grabbing on all those guys tonight?" "Yeah, she's a real weasel greaser.

by RHP4 December 31, 2010

bleed the weasel

Urinate, Take a piss, siphon the python, pee

Can you watch my drink for a minute, I just have to go and bleed the weasel.

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

jon is a fucking weasel!!

by Jason D July 30, 2008

butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

by knowman March 10, 2008

Weasel-teaser

A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.

The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.

**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**

Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!

Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!

by The Noceros February 19, 2010