wank

(wank) n.1.A male of Connecticut descent who enjoys air duster, ketamine, molly, cocaine, and gambling. 2. Someone who routinely refers to members of the opposite sex as a "whore" or a "money grubbing whore".

Hey wank, put down that airduster and go to sleep.

by The Professa May 6, 2006

wank

Common slang for marijuana. Great code word to use around parents and teachers.

"Yo man, you tryna chill after class and get this wank in the tank?"

by Maine 18 December 9, 2008

wank

the same as cum, it is expelled when enjoying intercourse either with yo self or with another person..... it is a smelly, white, sticky subatance

i wanked on her tits

by ashley brooke May 11, 2004

Wank

A word that means "bag that carrys other bags inside" in some australian aboriginal dialects

Put your kangaroo in your yellow bag, your emu in your blue bag and put both of them in your wank

by The Mc Doig December 15, 2010

mobile wank wank

to masturbate while recording on a mobile phone.

damn man did u no bout dat mobile wank wank boi? fukin penny did dat shit man.

by bucket boi July 6, 2007

wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 5, 2014

Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013