Wanker

One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!

by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 20, 2011

Wanker

also spelled wanka. a person who is a total and complete jerk and is devoid of any knowledge there of. normaly used by british rugby players.

Hey you! Ya get out of the way ya wanker!

by Billy Whiskers May 13, 2005

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

wanker

See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

wanker

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

wanker

Someone who tries to make their penis larger.

He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?

by Alotta August 31, 2005

Wanker

1. An insult commonly used in Great Britan, to denote an individual whom masturbates.

2. An insult used in Denmark during zombie apocalypses, to insult:
Doctors performing healthcare
Patients receiving healthcare

1.
Lord Cuffrey: Lord Humpington havent seen fit to leave his mansion this evening.
Lord Pinkerton: I say! What a wanker!

2.
Jonas: Dr. Mench bliver hjemme for at få ham den sårede på benene igen.
Fillip: Fuck nogle wankerere!

by JensMench August 7, 2014