Wank

Mr Kendall is a faggot and likes to wank when he drives
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Wank

since when was it pronounced wane-k anyway? it's a single-syllable word pronounced 'wank' just like it appears.

1. to masturbate
2. general derogatory term
1. he was wanking to the sound of music
2. be quiet, you stupid wank
by asdf May 10, 2003
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wanking

to stroke or "wank" your genitalia
I was wanking last night
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wanked

whens you have been fugged over or a bad time is being had by you
I have a been wanked
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Wank

Adjective for disappointing and underwhelming. A bad experience that falls short of expectations. Usually followed with a sense of yearning for something more.

In relation to a single "wank" as in "wanking off" or a hand job. A singular wank that leaves the subject with a sense of yearning for a full experience, but alas it was only a singular wank.
"Hey what did you think of that movie last night?"
"Fuck, man that shit was wank! Shoulda stayed home instead"
by Thanatos89 February 20, 2014
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The sound that is made when Jim from The Heat Creeps plays guitar. Also the sound that is made when Mel Tillis is trying to call you a wanker.
Damn it Clee, it doesn't go like that it goes Wank Chigida Wank!

Mel says, Clee your a wank chigida wank wank chigida, oh forget it!
by Robb Graves October 22, 2004
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