waffling

1. The act of making waffles.

2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.

1. The Belgian chef spent the morning waffling.

2. Bush and Kerry spent the morning waffling.

by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004

Waffle

wfl=Whore for life, better said as WAFFLE.

You were such a waffle last night at that party!

by dddddddmmmmmm April 8, 2011

Waffle

The center of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris

Yo, that chick thinks she's a Waffle, but shes obviously on the outer rim of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris.

by Funnymanpatrick September 20, 2010

waffling

To talk nonsense in order to fill time, a milder term for bullshit. Can be used as a term for meaningless sales speak. Verb form of waffle.

"Well its good value and I can see youre a man of taste.. blah blah.."
"Stop waffling and tell me how much it costs!!!"

by oracle August 20, 2004

waffling

Rambling speech composed of waffle. The act of speaking (often at length and employing 'big' words) in a manner that reveals a lack of knowledge, an inability to properly explain, or an unwillingness to be speaking. Characterised by a waffle, -full of holes.

Lecturer: The propensity of water to fall off a ducks back says a lot about the nature of said duck, that is to say that the water falls off of its back.
Student: He's waffling again.

by verseguru August 20, 2004

Waffle

Another way to say Vagina
Similar to twat and pussy

look at that hoe's soggy waffles.

by shitlaaaa March 10, 2011

Waffle

a hard piece of crust in which Monkies are driven mad so they started a war with them.

Ulno is the king of the Waffles.

by gwe February 11, 2003