vanilla freeze

When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.

"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!"

by Dex Rardin July 24, 2006

Pure vanilla cookie

He left custard at home for milk, also is a literal god, and I want him to heal more than just my wounds(if ykyk)

Update on custard: he is a king and still has not seen pure vanilla cookie till this day

by teto.stan January 2, 2022

Vanilla hack

A hack of Super Mario World that doesn't include any custom graphics, music, sprites, blocks or asm hacks.

Dude, that hack was pretty good, even though it was a vanilla hack!

by Cookicat February 27, 2009

Sexy Vanilla

a hot white girl

yo check out that sexy vanilla over there

by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

Milli Vanilli

Once a singing group in the late 80s that didn't sing but lipsinked instead, MILLI VANILLI is now used as an adjective to describe something that is fake.

Pam's breasts are so Milli Vanilli.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

vanilla ice

Got hung off of a balcony by Suge Knight, because he refused to sign over the rights to 'ice ice baby'. He later said he thought it was a good thing because the extortion financed the careers of tupac and snoop dogg.

Vanilla Ice gets extorted on a daily basis, cause everyone knows he'll just pay you respect for robbing him a few years later.

by Mortenson January 26, 2004