Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions

That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve

by Sullvein September 3, 2017

Schnuple Valve

A schnuple valve is a term used to describe the great Lord Bemrose of Wellington New Zealand. Once a common driver aid in Formula One, the term has made a comeback in recent times as a replacement for the word, gullable.

That guy over there asked for indicator fluid, what a schnuple valve.

by Indian Club June 27, 2021

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

pooter valve

Sphincter

She had o ring seepage in her Pooter valve.

by Tommysan70 May 1, 2024

upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019