Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.
by Waxbro January 22, 2016
by Thaddian May 24, 2015
One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass
by Cactus:) February 11, 2015
A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
by DrSamba March 27, 2007
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
by Joshk290 December 02, 2020