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United States

A federal constitutional republic comprised of 50 states and a federal district (Washington D.C.). The United States is one of the world's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations, this is due to widespread immigration from multiple regions around the globe.

Economically, the United States has the largest nominal GDP in the world. Militarily, it has the largest defense budget in the world. Politically, it yields significant influence through partnerships such as NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization), and strong ties to individual countries such as the U.K., Japan, Israel, Canada, Australia and South Korea. Culturally, the U.S. continues to yield significant influence through Hollywood and other widely viewed pop culture media.
If it weren't for the United States the European Union would be known as either Nazi Germany or the U.S.S.R.
by Dude 9 March 13, 2010
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United Airlined

When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines
Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!
by kjballer95 May 30, 2018
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Unbuttfuckingbelievable

When somebody does something so foolish that it’s hard to believe that even a butt fuck would have the decency to do so!
“Hey did you hear about the woman who likes to eat your mattress and calls herself the mattress bitch?”
“I did.. it was on the news last night! Some people are just (Unbuttfuckingbelievable) if you ask me!”
by Rodsauce September 6, 2018
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unit 4 scum

Those who live amongst the gates of unit 4 at Berkeley, away from society. They are describes as antisocial, devious, fortnite, virgin, nerds who are all engineering and CS students. The ratio is always totally off and they don't know how to talk to females aside from the traitor with highlights.
The unit 4 scum sprayed us with their fortnite guns after we absolutely pulled up and they told us they had a covid outbreak in their room
by Arturo + Big M November 15, 2021
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Unit 4-5

A magically stupid place where all traces of logic have certainly retired in spectacular fashion, and where any nonsensical champions and sociopaths will certainly thrive. On the plus side, there are lots of shenanigans, and the staff cope and survive here by being incredibly inappropriate on all fronts of humanity.
Staff 1: "Hey did you here about the new unit 4-5 hire?"

Staff 2: "Yeah, I heard she's right-fucked"

Staff 3: "She'll fit in just fine...get the goat's blood..."

All STAFF chant: "one of us...one of us...one of us".
by riskitforthebiscuits December 6, 2022
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Unitology

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!
We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.
by Cerebrex June 25, 2023
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