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twat

A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.
An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.
by Rugs January 6, 2007
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twat

1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.
stop being such a twat.

my twat is totally hurting.

TWAT!
by brite liner June 27, 2007
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Twat

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!
by Aisforchange June 11, 2010
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twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.
oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006
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Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.
"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"
by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009
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The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'
that goldfish is a twat!
by Sofii February 3, 2008
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twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.
''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''
by Cobs71 October 24, 2008
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