twat

A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.

An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.

by Rugs January 6, 2007

twat

1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.

stop being such a twat.

my twat is totally hurting.

TWAT!

by brite liner June 27, 2007

Twat

David Cameron

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!

by Aisforchange June 11, 2010

twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 3, 2008

to twat

to act in a cuntish way; a slightly more appropriate way to say someone is a cunt

Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.

by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016