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Truckers Rivet

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet
by Bobonthis1 July 22, 2021
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Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
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trucker funk

The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
by Hisgirl101 June 3, 2014
mugGet the trucker funkmug.

truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.
Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus
by Insashable March 23, 2020
mugGet the truckers lunchmug.

Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
mugGet the Squatch Truckermug.

Trucker's Butt

Trucker's Butt is a condition where your ass is slightly sore after sitting on it for a long duration of time while on the road. It is typical during long road trips, especially on trips that are more than 450+ Miles.
Damn, I got serious trucker's butt driving through Missouri on the drive from Arizona to North Carolina.
by Shotinthepooper February 6, 2021
mugGet the Trucker's Buttmug.

fucker trucker

A fucker Trucker is someone that gets sexual over Trucks wich can lead to sexual intercorse with trucks.
Dan Cant go to a gas station because he is a Fucker Trucker
by DennisNIck March 22, 2017
mugGet the fucker truckermug.

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