Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.

Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points

by S3B5 January 4, 2021

Cracker Trauma

A terrible event for a black person cause by white people.

The kkk caused a lot of people to have cracker trauma.

by DJ Swiftnutz April 2, 2021

Trauma Donger

It's when the Donger in a porn traumatizes you so you remember it for life.

I was watching this porn and I was super into it, and then the sexy girl daisy taylor pulled out her trauma donger.

by Psyclipityclops July 11, 2025

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

trauma-vomit

behavioral and psychological pathology, in which people who have experienced extremely traumatic events, and survived them, attempt to relive/re-enact the events with other people, thereafter, for the purpose of relieving themselves of the associated pain and suffering .

After their torturous period of enslavement ended, the former slaves, liberally and mindlessly adopted the culture and belief systems of their masters, and in a display of trauma-vomit, reduced their children and other subordinates, to exploitative toil in the fields.

by ancestaera February 8, 2020

trauma spill

An intense form of venting where you verbally unload your traumas onto someone else.

"Did you trauma spill to him?"

"Yeah I told him about how I was abandoned by my father as a child."

by Marina CubicZirconia December 3, 2019