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A native of Boston, but NOT Boston proper.

Charlestown, "Chucktown", South Boston and certain parts of Dorchester are townie habitats.

Boston is an upper -middle class,International, cosmopolitan city.

Townies are working class guys who live in the neighborhood they grew up in.

Townies consider themselves to have come from a section of a neighborhood, the West Side of South Boston for instance, rather than from

Boston.

A lower-class Townie may have grown up in the "bricks", a public housing project.

They did not attend college and are usually, although not always, Irish Catholic.
THE DEPARTED, MYSTIC RIVER, SOUTHIE and THE TOWN are films set in Townie Boston.

"Where did you go to school"?

"Tobin High, I'm a townie!"

"Where are you from?"

"Andrew Square."

"Where?"

"Southie."

"WTF is a Chuckie?"

"A guy from Charlestown."
Townie by postemotional December 10, 2010

Toniesha 

A beautiful intelligent woman. Who is strong, smart, brave, and all of the above. A goddess, a legend, and queen. You will automatically respect her because of the power she holds. Specially if their a Leo miss ma’am sit down cause the queen has entered the chat. You can’t even compete don’t even try pls like this is a warning. Her revenge will be so iconic everybody will want to be her. And it’s not the expected type of revenge it’s the type of revenge where she comes back unbothered, beautiful, confident and, etc. Just saying she is the queen and just because of her name doesn’t mean she is ratchet so stop stereotyping. ✨PERIODT✨
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Toniesha by Yessirrr✌️💯 September 19, 2021

Tit-Slogan Townie 

A loose chick usually found at bars, wears small shirt with words printed right over the overtly large breasts. Generally drunk and easy, but prone to the phrase "what are you staring at?"
1) "hey check out that tit-slogan townie over in the corner, she'll definitely put out."

2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"
Tit-Slogan Townie by i0.antichrist October 17, 2006
ahh townies how i do loath them they even invade the country u d think you d be safe on the isle of wight but no its infested this is most noticeable in the ryde area wher there are alot of "dirty goffiks" as we are lovingly knowen as they spend their friday and saturday nights drinking cheap cyder in the ice rink or crappy pubs at the bottom of the high street and the hanging round outside the royal squadron the "batty goffs" pub looking for a fight. I pity them they are goning to grow up as nothing and live sad lives trying to immitate the bratz doll collection and failing misarbly most of the females look like they ve been used to clean a toilet and the boys look like they got dressed in the dark. What is the constant obbsession with starting on alteritives and goths all we do is sit smoke and try 2 learn at school and they r always homophobic what do they have against gays and bis. townies are a disease and there should be a vacination.
my argument with stupid townie slapper:
townie:r u a goff?
me:no i m jus spectrumly challenged
townie:wha?!?!? u starting
me:no but you have the personality of an apple
Townie:(after long time)but... apples dnt hav personalities
me:exsactly
Townie:stupid dirty goffik and ur a dyke 2 u scab
me:yup u gotta a problem
townie:(after bout 5 min) shut up (then walks off looking confused)
townie by taryn November 4, 2004
what a townie is
1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers"
2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport
3) a cap that hangs half of there head
4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head
4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason
5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget"
6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing
7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad"
8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings
9)trackys that are tucked in the socks
10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke
11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual
In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.
ur walkin down a street and a townie go's "sweaty mosher" or "mosh mosh get a wash" or "f**kin goth ill knock u out" and takes a drag of his/her cig.
Townie by Lucy! April 17, 2004
A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.
'You look like a f*****g poof, you mosher' said to person that catches them in an aggressive mood
Townie by Chav January 8, 2005