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Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
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Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010
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topiary

n. a garden having shrubs clipped or trimmed into cool shapes especially of animals
i saw stow-serge in the topiary garden. then i threw up.
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toopa

For someone who is running down the street naked and get hit as hard as possible with a piece of wood.
Naked Guy1: "WOOOOOOO MY JUNKS FLOPPING IN THE WIND"

Random Old guy: "toopa!" *clothesline with wooden object*
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on topa pasketti

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!
by Chikki Chikki Boom Boom January 18, 2017
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toplap

A slang term used by gansters in the hood used to mean labtop.
Jessizlle pass me the toplap!
by Hoodniggaizzle June 24, 2008
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topnach

elite, 1337. The best anyone can do. Prime.
Someone does a sweet trick on a bike.

Response. "that shit was topnach!"
by brooksthepro November 11, 2006
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